Despite living in Conn., and clearer than day Yankees territory, I am alive and well. The Nationals current winning streak was just too much for me to comprehend (and in no way ironically coincided with a well in advance planned business trip) so I had to bust out and head north. I’m hoping that my disappearance will no doubt help the weary Nats because they will not have to deal with my rants and raves.

My only regret is that my relocation has forced Giambi to shave the stache, a clear slap to my face as a Yankees hater seeing how it was the only thing good about the area I will call home for the duration of August.

Dewey

(Sha-na-na-naaaaaaaa)