The 102 Reasons, Vol. 1. (#1-12)
1. Nationals Park was built a year too early, long live RFK.
2. The price of High Life does not coincide with the delivery guys ethos.
3. The Lerner’s. Right or wrong, good or bad, cheap or cheaper.
4. The Pope is bad luck. (Rod)
5. Nomar Garciparra plays in LA.
6. Manny Acta’s inability to trust his starting pitchers.
7. Zimmerman hits a walkoff HR in the new park, on opening night, in dramatic fashion. It can only go down from there. (Ms. Zim)
8. Even the local Hispanic population thought that two Jesus’ on the same team is too many. (Rod)
9. In an attempt to get Felipe Lopez’ impressive .200 average into the lineup, they move him to left field.
10. Failure to hire Mike Gallego as third base coach. (Grant)
11. Without Brian Schnieder, there is no team chemistry. (The Jeww)
12. Paul LoDuca never had the balls to write F*ck Face on his bat. al la Billy Ripken. Note: google it, I only posted the edited picture.
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3 Responses
The Raph December 5th at 5:59 pm
Thanks to Hendo (www.nationalspride.com) for the comments on previous posts.
An open slot exists for the next volume. You have until Tuesday. Enthrall me.
SinceYaz December 5th at 6:24 pm
just listened to the podcast- am waiting for the rest of those reasons-maybe I’ll submit a few of my own for possible inclusion in the list. How about the fact that at the All Star break, 8 of the 9 players who started on opening day were out with injuries??? surely that wasn’t a good sign….
Bucco Mike December 5th at 11:01 pm
A mention on the podcast. And with it, another entry into the family lore.
The hamsters a runnin to come up with more reasons…but that damn wheel refuses to proceed.