The 102 Reasons, Vol. 3. (#26-40)

26. I have no idea, I’ve never watched one of their games. (Vinn)

27. The gold trim on the the jerseys.

28. Should something be said about GNR coming out with a new CD after 17 years? (The Wheelman)

29. Nobody likes a skinny Ray King. (Rod)

30. Joe the Plumber is a Reds fan.

31. While on Let’s Make a Deal, Acta, failed to choose the answer behind Column A, leaving the team to suffer the consequences of ColomB.

32. I could spit dip juice on the floor of RFK and not get stared at in disgust by middle aged white mothers and their toddlers.

33.The upperdeck, while modestly priced, provides no protection from the most annoying people on the planet.

34. The electric bill from the every 15 minute updated construction cameras was not subsidized by the town, and we all paid a little more per kilo-watt hour.

35. The Anacostia’s stench, mixed with the dry dust from the Florida Rock dump trucks, created an unsightly, literally, air contaminant resulting in nose sludge. This explains why the 200 level sections were all empty. Excessive tissue waste.

36. The Raph ate too many servings of chicken and fries. Unable to unbutton his Elasticfit Old Man Khakis, he lost that satisfying feeling of knowing and then surpassing, personal consumption limits.

37. Bathroom near section 22 was out of toilet paper on July 7th at 3:04 p.m.

38. The condiment stand 34 on the right field concourse is never filled to the top.

39. Fear of Elijah, Dukes. (Bucco Mike)

40.The Red Loft was full of ““Butter Faces”. (Rod)