Posts tagged ‘Exploratory Surgery’

Diagnostic arthroscopy to evaluate wrist ligaments. That does not sound like a stroll around the block. I think the term “Exploratory Surgery” should be eliminated from the vernacular and replaced with “Listen man, you’re screwed. My colleagues and I are perplexed at your genetic failures and cannot find your symptoms in the table of contents. We are opening you up and checking stuff out.” Or more simply put, Eff You Operations.

Doesn’t a Torn Wrist Sheath sound like the medieval weapon of choice for the foreign legions of Gaul? Those poor bums could absolutely not afford the resources to make the Complete Wrist Sheaths. Only tattered remnants from their fallen comrades. The French. Psh.

Anyways, have a good recovery Nick the Stick. I will miss you and you will always have a spot in my dream team lineup batting second.